February 2010
1 post
White—no fan of Precious—takes the podium. “Mo’Nique could not attend tonight,...
– The Red Carpet Campaign
December 2009
1 post
And then there’s his underlying purpose: Avatar is the corniest movie ever made...
– Blue in the Face
November 2009
8 posts
SOMETIMES ALEXANDER SOKUROV,Werner Herzog and Pedro Almodóvar are ingenious, but...
– -Precious Moments, in which Armond reviews The Son, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans and Broken Embraces in one review.
Behind every moment of The Messenger, you sense a keyboard; every scene sounds...
– Requiem for Zombies
Clooney’s matinee-idol goofiness in the Coen Brothers’ O Brother Where Art...
– The Clooney Club Strikes Again
However bad movies are… criticism is worse!
– A Conversation with Armond White, Part 1
Only Van Sant would look for a piece of ass in an assassin.
– Milk That Dead Horse, Cowboy
To those who would eagerly praise the deficiencies and clichés of Guillermo del...
– Hell Hath Obvious Limits
Worse than Precious itself was the ordeal of watching it with an audience full...
– Pride and Precious